My Mission Statement

Life is funny sometimes and I think we have to enjoy that. This is meant to be one of those funny things. My wife blogs, so I am going to make fun of what she blogs about. To learn the most about me you should learn about my wife.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

One Day; Treats

Post: 2 in 1

Sorry these treats are dog treats. I have the end-of-semester blues. If you google treats this is what comes up. I don't like reality shows anymore, and I don't like Alec Bladwin. 

I wish I was a morning person.

Here is a baby whale. Some day, he will be more then 6 feet tall? Wide? or both.

You should read my wife's blog to get this.
I promise, I know this is weird.

1) I married a comedian.
2) She's the bunny faced girl in the picture.
3) That is not me with the moustache, although it kind of looks like me...

Some Fish

Monday, March 19, 2012

11 Things


  1. I think a house with the outdoors, inside would be cool, so I could camp in my bedroom.
  2. I fluctuate between wanting to do art and wanting to just copy Jackson Pollock.
  3. Battlestar Gallactica is one of the nerdiest things I do, but cool nerdy.
  4. Sometimes food is unappealing, really only when I am asleep.
  5. Flexibility is overrated when I can just get one of those Gopher Grabbers to get something for me.
  6. I want a longer mullet
  7. I hate clipping my finger and toenails
  8. I am going to be in college forever
  9. I miss my beard, a lot. I have asked my boss at BYU to make it a requirement that I have a beard for the job, and both times she has just laughed at me.
  10. My fish is blue, but not in a sad way.
  11. I bought a scarf last month, which was probably the first item of clothing I have bought in 4 months. Which really isn't saying much.
  12. Extra!: I like bow ties, and not because they are ironic, but because I like them better then regular long neck ties.
Questions from Britt:
  1. If you could have a cat or a dog (but not both) which would it be?
    • I would like both
  2. What is one personality trait of yours that you are glad you possess?
    • My sense of smell
  3. What is one physical trait of yours that you are glad you possess?
    • My ability to grow a beard
  4. Would you rather sleep in or wake up early?
    • People wake up early?!
  5. Do you have any weird quirks?
    • I hate it when a drop of water runs down my windshield when I drive.
  6. If time and money were not an object, what job would you like to have?
    • I would like to write novels
  7. What do you find yourself doing in your free time?
    • This blog and watching Galactica
  8. Would you like to live in a big city or a small town?
    • Bigger town or small city
  9. If you were famous, what would you want to be famous for? (Singing, acting, whatever.)
    • Talking
  10. What is one habit you would like to break?
    • Being late for class
  11. What is one habit you would like to form?
    • Reading more books

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

The Burning House (literal)

Really though, who has time to grab all that stuff? So this is what I would really get:
Any pictures I can grab
A Coke for the road
And maybe the rug

The Burning House (mine)

I would bring, from left to right and top to bottom (besides Britt):
My mission scriptures
Phone (someone texted me in the picture!)
Mission Letters home
Bow Tie from Wedding
Mission name tag
All the photos that I can grab

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The Burning House (interpretation)

What Britt is trying to say with what she would bring, if our house burnt down:
1) She would leave me
2) Our TV is not nice enough to save
3) She would most likely be taking pictures with the digital camera that is not in the picture, as our house was burning down.